owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

(via thetremblingofmyhand)

sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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(Source: nurseblonda, via asvprock)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

(via thetremblingofmyhand)

madeofbutts:

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell 6  6  6*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it 69  69  69*

(Source: lowsun, via thissuckscameldicks)

ruinedchildhood:

"talk dirty to me"

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(Source: ruinedchildhood, via thissuckscameldicks)

queeflto:

yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

(via dajo42)