"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done
when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６ ６ ６*
*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9 ６9 ６9*
"talk dirty to me"