primordialsandstonedevice:

aliens looking at the earth from space: what a piece of shit. lets bounce

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virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs

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bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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thecalebfarley:

If you had to suggest a tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?

(via chinchillangel)

he’s only been gone 2 days and my chest already feels empty

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

the girl with the sunglasses emoji tattoo

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